Things are crook at Chez Vinyl Connection.
Ms Connection feels fowl.
The boy has a swine of an earache.
I’m sick as a dog.
Atomic Rooster – Atomic Rooster  / Various Artists – Shelter Special Sampler Album [1972?]
Various Artists – Full Boar  / Blodwyn Pig – Ahead Rings Out 
Various Artists – A Hair of the Dog  / All Time Kidde Favourites [early 60s]
“Let’s go to bed” The Cure 
Cheerful comments or tales from the outside world welcome.
Yours, oozing self-pity,