PINK DISCO

It is amazing what you’ll buy when the need for vinyl outweighs good sense. I’m not sure what mood I was in a few weeks back when the best I could bring home was an album of disco versions of Pink Floyd songs, but it may have been certifiable. Ignoring a raft of warning signs – the painted stripes on the red-headed cover nude, the list of musicians looking very like French session hacks, perhaps most alarmingly the name of the outfit – as I say, ignoring all that I still handed over my tenner and brought home Rosebud: A Tribute To Pink Floyd by Discoballs.

Hang on. Looking at the spine suggests that the title is actually Discoballs: A Tribute To Pink Floyd by Rosebud. That’s so much better, isn’t it? I mean, having a naked lady imitating a Grecian discus-throwing statue (where the discus is replaced by a disc; tee-he) is OK as long as you’re calling her Rosebud not Discoballs.

Rosebud Discoballs

Marked down from $7.95 to $10. Bargain!

On the back, the poor lass has lost her red paint stripes, or maybe they’ve shrunk down to the red dot that protects what remains of her modesty. Certainly nothing could save her self-respect, as her expression seems to suggest.

“But what about the music?”, you cry. Don’t bore us with oiled naked ladies, tell us about the songs!

Beat there is a-plenty, as you’d expect. First up is that broodingly cynical expose of record company shallowness, “Have a cigar” from Wish You Were Here. It starts promisingly enough, with a vaguely funky disco beat and some nice choppy guitar and a multi-tracked female vocal singing the verse. The first verse is repeated again, but that’s OK as ‘Fly high, you’re never gonna die’ has a nice ‘fly…’ answer-echo that works well. There’s a brief but catchy percussive break then the verse returns. The same verse. The first verse. Repeated twice more. Then an instrumental break that has tasty synth (too brief) before the verse returns. It’s the first verse again. Twice more. AHHHGH! And then it does it all again, but as I’d run screaming from the room I cannot tell you how many more repeats there were.

“Free Four”, a slightly odd shanty ballad from Obscured by Clouds, sings of mortality and death, very much from a male perspective, as the opening lines make clear.

The memories of a man in his old age

Are the deeds of a man in his prime.

You shuffle in gloom of the sickroom

And talk to yourself as you die

So this jaunty arrangement with a chirpy female vocalist – Miss X, according to the credits, showing profound good sense in keeping her real name off the recording – sounds very odd indeed. But it’s funky, the guitar stabs are a bit dirty and the arrangement sprints along like a young gazelle. Which would be great if it wasn’t about an old duffer dying. Oh well, the guitar solo is excellent, if unaccountably country-tinged. The wedding bells at the end are just plain odd.

Next up we have “Summer 68”, a nostalgic song from Atom Heart Mother in its original setting, but here a bouncy reggae almost-instrumental that sounds like it was transplanted from a Caribbean video arcade game. The only line of the original song deployed here is, ‘How do you feel?’. Hard to say. Somewhere between amused delight and on-coming food poisoning, I think.

Taking out side one, literally out of this world, is a disco arrangement of “Interstellar Overdrive“ from the very first Pink Floyd album. This starts promisingly with some crunchy guitar and that famous descending riff on a Casio-sounding keyboard. But it settles down into a repetitive and not very interesting groove with flute fills. This is much less the angst in space of Dark Star than the squeaky clean transistors of R2-D2 in a cute bit of comic relief with C-3PO from some Star Wars out-take reel. Yet the brass stabs jump pleasingly from channel to channel like a big band tennis match while the squelchy synth fills of the final section are, frankly, synthtastic. These deliciously analogue sounds are credited to Georges Rodi. Well done, Georges. Again, I’m both appalled and entranced; feet tapping and eyes rolling simultaneously.

Disco balls Pink Floyd back

Given that most Pink Floyd songs are a rather plodding tempo, the speeded up “Money” that opens side two is fun. In fact the whole track will bring a smile: the girlie vocals, the synths, the prancing beat. You know, I’m starting to love this LP.

(Don’t give me that)

Goody goody

Goody goody goody bull-shit

As ‘One of these days’ is primarily instrumental to begin with, the Discoballs jazz-funk workout (now with added sax!) simply grooves along, gaining momentum from the elevated tempo and some bouncing bass work. This is actually a pretty damn good arrangement where the players – especially the guitarist Claude Engel – enjoy the space to solo. Perhaps it goes on a bit long, but that’s disco, eh?

Now here’s a stretch. Re-imagining a whimsical 1967 tale of a washing-line thief of dubious morality as an eighties dance track. Jaunty vocals, jazzy sax; doesn’t work that well… until a breathtaking rising vocal arpeggio on the name of the hero. Arnold Layne rises up towards the stratosphere and cues a departure into experimental disco territory (an obvious oxymoron, I know, but the instrumental break is again rather good). Then it just ends. Neat.

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Given that the catalogue available at the time of this album’s production covered eleven Pink Floyd albums, the choice of songs is, to say the least, idiosyncratic. Rather than ending with “Wish you were here” or “Us and them” or even the eternally cool “Astronomy Domine”, the Discoballs team chose the title theme from “More”, a minor 1969 transitional Floyd soundtrack curio. Odd and a little down-beat.

In sum, Discoballs is everything the cover promised. Kitsch and clever, amusing and appalling, and absolutely worth the price of admission. I can easily imagine this album being one of those I pull out on miserable grey Melbourne winter days (like today) and get a whiff of rosebuds. If only I could work out the Citizen Kane connection…

Rosebud Discoballs vinyl

17 comments

  1. aussiebyrdbrother · · Reply

    I won’t lie, Bruce, I would snap this up in a heartbeat if I came across it! `Money’ works surprisingly well and doesn’t sound unlike the Scissor Sisters cover of `Comfortably Numb’ and oddly, the reinterpretation of the `Main Theme from `More’ reminds me of those instrumentals that used to pop up on the first several Alan Parsons Project albums!

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    1. Spot on Michael. I’d thought of Alan Parsons when I was listening late last night but somehow lost that when reviewing this morning. Thanks for dropping that in!

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  2. I have done $30 in worse ways so would have to say that you bagged a bargain.

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    1. Thanks DD. I guess if a purchase makes you smile that’s a pretty good result!

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  3. I, too, would snap this record up if ever it presented itself. Now you must be on the lookout for Discoballs follow-up “II (New Orleans Junction)”: http://www.discogs.com/Rosebud-II-New-Orleans-Junction/master/136513 should you happen to travel to France or Greece…

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  4. You know, I think maybe one Discoball is enough for now. But I must confess that although eliciting the envy of my peers may be the dark side of the force it does produce pleasing feelings of smugness.

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  5. The caption for the first image in the post is “Marked down from $7.95 to $10. Bargain!” I assume you meant the inverse, but based on a couple of the comments you’ve received–i.e., the album’s very much worth snapping up–maybe a price *increase* by the merchant is appropriate! I never would have imagined seeing the words ‘disco’ and ‘Pink Floyd’ in the same sentence, let alone experiencing them, entwined as it were, on a album, so I consider myself enlightened. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I love your writing (“on-coming food poisoning = LOL!)

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    1. Thanks very much, JDB. It was fun to write the post (more-or-less) as I was listening for the first time; knowing the music but not these arrangements. I too was rather chuffed at the envy elicited, even though I’ve doubtless lost the few enlightenment points I had as a result.

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  6. I’d have bought this in a New York minute just for the cover! I wonder if the Scissor Sisters ever heard it?

    I’m rather taken by the Pinkie & Perky version of ‘Money’, myself. Are you sure this wasn’t just Roger Waters taking the piss? Although what ‘Interstellar Overdrive’ ever did to them to warrant this treatment must have been damned heinous.

    Loved this post.

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    1. Para 1: Better check out the Scissor Sisters track. Michael mentioned it too.
      Para 2: Very funny indeed you cheeky Welshman.
      Para 3: Thanks a lot. This appears to be one of those posts with a small readership who actually engage and enjoy, and that’s lovely.

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  7. Yes! This looks like the kind of curio release and I dare say I’d have picked this up if I spotted it. More so now. And I’m not a big Pink Floyd fan either.

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    1. Probably better NOT to be a Floyd fan. I posted the cover + link on Facebook and someone described it as ‘an insult to Pink Floyd’ !

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      1. That seems a bit harsh on such a wonderful project! This is glorious disco-awesomeness! And I like that the label’s a tad cheeky …

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  8. Screw the album, it’s the cover that rocks!

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    1. Sometimes ‘collectible’ is a euphemism for ‘cheeky’!

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      1. Two “Cheeks” to that!

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